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Bacon Demotivational Poster


BACON ROSES - I don't know about you but I think these are romantic and tasty all in one


TAGS: bacon roses romantic tasty
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 25, 2011, 6:41 pm, #220567
Mmmmm baaacccon...
Verdeckt - June 25, 2011, 6:35 am, #220524
This may just be the ONLY time it's okay for men to receive flowers.. 5 feminine sides


BACON - God's way of telling us everything is going to be all right


TAGS: god bacon
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Venator

RedVideo - March 31, 2013, 11:47 pm, #244786
...unless you're a pig.
maoworkstwo - September 27, 2012, 10:30 am, #239484
Bacon Makes The World Go Round Um Good.
dslohand - September 23, 2012, 7:22 pm, #239344
BACON: surely God is a male , he made us BACON.


PIG -


TAGS: pig define plant bacon
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Ism

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 8:00 pm, #244477
Mmmm, bacon plants.


BACON ROSES - For those times when the Red one's just don't cut it.


TAGS: bacon roses
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by MustyK



BACON BEER MUG - Official beverage of greybeards everywhere.




HAPPY THANKSGIVING - Turkey Bacon is good for the body. Bacon Turducken is good for the soul.


TAGS: bacon turkey
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Preacher Man

DirntFiend - November 21, 2011, 12:46 am, #226003
I wants some too!!!
DavidEMartin - November 20, 2011, 12:34 pm, #225981
Dang, never thought I'd find a recipe on Motifake, let alone a recipe I actually think I'll try..... oh man, my cardiologist is going to yell at me.
ICEMAN - November 19, 2011, 12:10 am, #225941
Boil it down to a BLTurducken and you have a deal
maoworks2 - November 18, 2011, 6:11 pm, #225929
That Looks Soooo Good


POINT OF VIEW - Guns or Butter


TAGS: margarine oleo lard bacon grease
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Renza - February 12, 2013, 12:24 pm, #243429
irl trolling, that guy is doing it right.


JUST PLANT IT - More will grow. ;)


TAGS: bacon
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by PapaFox



BACON - Makes a damn fine sandwich


TAGS: bacon sandwich food funny
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by american1459

the dude - December 6, 2009, 3:52 pm, #143201
hell yea 5 lions for you brotha!
aesop's folly - November 10, 2009, 5:43 pm, #135620
agreed, needs cheese, 4/5
agdaniele - October 10, 2009, 11:52 pm, #125674
Needs cheese.
Spangle - October 10, 2009, 11:51 pm, #125672
Everytime I see this sammich, I always get a bit of heartburn. It's like, demonic or something.
CANADA - August 13, 2009, 9:10 am, #107905
and a little drink to wash it down


BACON?! - You got bacon?..Did you say bacon?..I love bacon..Please tell me you said bacon.. Where's the bacon?..I love bacon..I love saying bacon..baconbaconbaconbacon baconbaconbacon...(pant pant)..bacon?


TAGS: bacon
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by Doug

MO - November 19, 2009, 3:01 pm, #137847
Doug FTW!!!! I love talking dags!! 5 beggin' strips!
rockntractor - November 18, 2009, 8:43 pm, #137672
Great! I love it.


THE ULTIMATE WEAPON - Bacon and Sausage Tank Arteries are doomed.


TAGS: bacon tank
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by netheroth

maoworks2 - June 4, 2012, 1:42 pm, #235793
14 to go please.
agdaniele - August 2, 2010, 1:02 am, #187415
5L. We might win the battle...


BACON BEER MUG - Proof That God Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy




CROSSROADS -


TAGS: bacon waffles its a natural greybeard bliss iceman
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

BeNiceToMe - February 8, 2012, 10:04 pm, #229153
well sir, if you bring in g55d bacon, it will get you all the youth that you want :)
Kilted - February 8, 2012, 1:53 pm, #229120
Youth so I have more time for the bacon one.
maoworks2 - February 8, 2012, 8:42 am, #229104
Bacon For Me Too.
Rhovanmark - February 8, 2012, 2:53 am, #229098
I'd take bacon and go out wit a Bang! prolly from my heart exploding,lol.


BACON TURTLES - Way cooler than Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles


TAGS: bacon turtles nom nom nom
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Neener - October 17, 2010, 1:54 pm, #198667
Man I'm hungry now
familyghost - April 29, 2010, 7:10 pm, #173987
Recipe. Now.


BACON - Mmmmmmm bacon, it's meat candy...




HOW TO MAKE A B.L.T. - the Motifake way


TAGS: bacon blt how to
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by ryuukage

Widow9669 - July 23, 2010, 12:19 am, #186005
what about a quadruple bypass? Or the Almighty Quintuple? I expect no less than 5 pounds of bacon for the Almighty One to show itself.
Bakstabr - July 23, 2010, 12:14 am, #186004
Not enough bacon. That thing would only give u a single bypass maybe double..... Gotta aim for the stars and the triple bypass man


BOUQUET - WOW! She Really Loves Me




CAFFINATED BACON LOLLIPOPS - There are no words to describe the epic level of awesome this is.




BACON GRENADE -


TAGS: bacon grenade i d fall on one for you
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by sickartist

sickartist - December 17, 2009, 2:43 pm, #146350
I found these with a case of waffle mines by the bus depot.
Eternal Lord Jackass - December 17, 2009, 10:35 am, #146329
Ok, i'm only going to ask this once. Did you or did you not brake into my arsenal and steal the crate of bacon grenades that I kept in the corner behind the aids launchers?


BACON - Makes it all better


TAGS: bacon
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Orwell

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:34 am, #241674
I'm curious what the free toy inside is.
huuddathoughtit - June 28, 2011, 9:19 am, #220693
Those are awesome!!!


MULTI-HUE BACON -


TAGS: rainbow bacon science
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by Anonymous2

Anonymous2 - August 22, 2010, 12:09 am, #190349
The weird part, each of those pieces of bacon was from the same pig.


BACON DEODORANT - When you truly want to smell delicious Warning Avoid hungry Pitbulls




INGENUITY -


TAGS: beer bacon
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by GaryO

Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:40 am, #241530
Who said he stopped? He never said they were *his* hands... Plus, he's a dog. He doesn't have hands.
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 11:48 am, #229516
relax now, you can resume master baiting :)
GaryO - February 13, 2012, 11:32 am, #229513
I await, hands clasped, on the table.........
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 11:30 am, #229511
gary I will send you some pics in PM and you see if you can wrap your mind around a good poster OK ? :)
GaryO - February 13, 2012, 11:27 am, #229509
Well now, that is a new low for me… Thought beer in a bacon stein would take… Bite/sip at the same time.. Wonna those ‘seemed good at the time’ things. I think I need to do better self moderating
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 11:02 am, #229504
gary this picture is really disgusting, and look, it takes a lot to gr*ss me out :)
RonE - February 13, 2012, 3:03 am, #229468
Cheese & Ale soup? Yum.


DESPICABLE HELLHOLE - The sun is shining, birds fly, the air is clear, everything is beautiful here and you are welcome forever, but there's no bacon. Welcome to hell.


TAGS: baconless hell meadow dystopia
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Current Resident - February 6, 2010, 8:04 pm, #156470
Bummer. no bacon...5L
Bartimaeus - December 24, 2009, 12:16 pm, #147854
Motifaker Hell!!!
omnia - November 17, 2009, 4:56 pm, #137304
i agree it's hell: it's missing the 4 B's: beer,bacon,babes and battles(medieval)
Sean - November 16, 2009, 11:33 pm, #137124
soul-rapingly so.
Sean - November 16, 2009, 11:33 pm, #137122
*chilling
Sean - November 16, 2009, 11:27 pm, #137118
Beautifully chilly. 5. The Horror. The Horror ....
The Immortal - November 16, 2009, 6:34 pm, #137049
Ok. That got me to laugh. And thats not a easy feat to accomplish. 5L
LogicDude - November 16, 2009, 8:47 am, #136917
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!
Produceman117 - November 15, 2009, 6:10 am, #136797
And I thought my "Limbo" poster was dark. THIS is dark. 5.


TURKEY BACON -


TAGS: closest ever eating turkey bacon
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Ism

Silverheart - April 11, 2013, 7:13 pm, #245060
Thanksgiving is going to be AWE5OME! Arteries, don't fail me now!


OH MY GAWWDD!!!!!!!! - OHH MYY GAWWWDDD!!!!!! BACON CUPCAKES!!! MAY GODD HAVE MERCY ON MY HEART!!!! OHH MMYYY GGGAWWWWDDD!!!!!!


TAGS: omg bacon cupcakes
Rating: 2.43/5

More motifakes by WTFguy

Cloudchaser - March 20, 2011, 11:12 am, #214756
Not just a bacon cupcake, a bacon *and* chocolate cupcake!


BACON ICE CREAM BALLS - Restores my faith in a higher power... So beautiful.....-sniff-




BACON WRAPPED OPOSSUM - The height of American culinary artistry




B.T.S. - Bacon Tomato Sandwich for when Im on a diet


TAGS: bacon fruit bread
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by axe11154

spypengen - April 8, 2012, 11:16 pm, #232955
no make it 24 large fries and a salad
maoworks2 - April 8, 2012, 12:25 pm, #232942
12 Eggs On The Side Please.


BACON -


TAGS: bacon
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by corneredbadger

Spades - June 11, 2010, 9:02 pm, #179950
Too true. I've never been able to get back what i once had once i learned how to use the stove for greasy goodness. 5 sizzling pieces


IMPROVEMENT IN BREAKFAST -


TAGS: bacon eggs morning classic breakfast
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by HypercatZed

ladystarscream - August 31, 2011, 4:10 pm, #223763
Excellent 5 Lions!!!


PIGS ARE AMAZING - Feed Them Apples And They Produce Bacon


TAGS: pig apple bacon tasty
Rating: 4.11/5

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Anonymous2 - February 14, 2010, 8:09 pm, #158089
I tried feeding one apples and cigarettes... I didn't get the apple smoked bacon I wanted. Did sell it to someone quitting smoking, he ate that pig up.


WHEN I DIE -


TAGS: junechallenge bacon
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Faceplant31 - June 22, 2010, 4:04 pm, #181222
Love it!


MY CUSTOM KEYBOARD - Culinary keyboard... It has one feature yours doesn't Jealous?




BACON VODKA - You gotta admit: it will go great with your morning screwdriver.


TAGS: bacon vodka tastes d*** good
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by TokinFire

twill1962 - June 12, 2012, 11:55 am, #236202
Bacon sandwiches have been found to actually CURE hangovers. So, bacon vodka = no hangover? 5L.
pzykosiz - June 3, 2010, 10:50 pm, #178982
i hear that. 5L's


HOPES AND DREAMS - Girl: One day I'm going to marry him! Boy: Mmm bacon.




BACON - A Synonym for happiness.




BACON -


TAGS: bacon thief
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

RONHUSTLEMAN - July 19, 2014, 4:37 pm, #255767
Just cause daddy loves you...don't mean you can touch my BACON!
rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:29 am, #205435

cannot believe I missed this gem
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 10:41 pm, #136886
Brilliant. I love it. 5L
Produceman117 - November 15, 2009, 10:25 pm, #136885
Um, so Scorp...do you wanna borrow my avatar? Cuz your name kinda in a way goes better with it than mine does. Nahmean?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 15, 2009, 10:08 pm, #136880
At first I was like, Meh...Then I was all wooooo!!!! 5
Arnaldo - November 15, 2009, 4:34 pm, #136839
Nobody touches my bacon
Joshy8632 - November 15, 2009, 2:00 pm, #136817
f***ing Hilarious


BECAUSE WE BOTH HATE ALL THAT VALENTINE'S DAY CRAP -




GAME OVER - The whole world will convert to Atheism within a month


TAGS: atheism god bacon
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by motinet

FSUninja777 - January 26, 2011, 4:43 pm, #210886
It's a trap oh god run for your lives! its just a portal to hell... With NO BACON
culos - June 30, 2010, 3:38 am, #182630
Something doesn't add up.... Those who reject Christ as our savior are for a good percentage Jewish. Last time I checked they can't have bacon. Guess this is just another Catholic mind-play!
forseti - June 29, 2010, 6:09 pm, #182461
could be a trap. i never got bacon 'till now!
Ed-Hyde - June 29, 2010, 2:51 pm, #182440
That's just not fair at all!
Bakstabr - June 29, 2010, 12:22 pm, #182430
That right there......that's just pure evil. And yet.......I do love me some bacon.
TheTrashHeap - June 29, 2010, 10:31 am, #182427
Could I possibly get Canadian Bacon?


LOSE A TOOTH? - Put It Under Your Pillow You May Get A Visit From The Bacon Fairy


TAGS: bacon
Rating: 3.56/5

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HtD - December 24, 2009, 6:06 pm, #147919
f*** quarters. This will be the new tradition in my house.


BACON & BOURBON - They are THE major food groups


TAGS: food bacon bourbon groups diet yum
Rating: 2.89/5

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rerun - December 24, 2009, 8:22 pm, #147960

I could use some mayo on my sammich


DONUT BACON CHEESEBURGER - Breakfast of champs. I can't think of a better way to start the day.


TAGS: donut bacon cheeseburger
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by ThatGuy

ThatGuy - June 22, 2010, 2:36 am, #181148
actually, I think theres a fried egg on it already...
boeweizer - June 22, 2010, 2:08 am, #181147
add some fried eggs and some cream cheese and we got ourselves a deal
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 12:51 am, #181128
Cheese? #18182 - the Lutherburger.


FRYING BACON -


TAGS: frying bacon good reason clothes
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Ism

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 1, 2014, 2:43 pm, #253997
After a while, the h** oil splashes callous over and you don't feel it when it happens again.
GaryO - May 26, 2013, 9:45 pm, #246037
*and.....and typing...with yer keyboard in yer lap
GaryO - May 26, 2013, 9:43 pm, #246036
that snd welding
vlad9885 - May 26, 2013, 5:49 pm, #246034
You put clothes on for that?


BACON - MAKES EVERYTHING DELICIOUS!




BACON AK47 - We must keep this from Al-Qaeda. For if they were to learn its secrets, it would surely spell our doom.


TAGS: bacon gun
Rating: 3.29/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 24, 2014, 11:03 pm, #252405
Sometimes we learn our vernacular from people who don't know any better..apology accepted. (by me, at least)
lgvernon - January 24, 2014, 5:54 pm, #252394

Thank you, OTP. We have members from all over the planet (and some who are off the rock, I suspect ), so it's important to understand that we all need to take a breath and lift our fingers off the keyboard.
observingthisplanet - January 24, 2014, 5:49 pm, #252393
I am sorry for any offense I caused by my post. I did not mean it to be offensive. In the future, I try to be careful with anything I say. Again, sorry.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 24, 2014, 12:45 pm, #252391
Not cool.
observingthisplanet - January 24, 2014, 11:45 am, #252390
(ADMIN EDIT) This comment has been DELETED in violation of site rules. Keep it civil or you will be banned. This is a warning.


WAFFLE HOUSE - With bacon and sausage. Pass the syrup please.


TAGS: waffle house with bacon
Rating: 3.88/5

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champ99 - March 14, 2011, 2:05 pm, #214209
(facepalm) D'oH!
boinger - March 14, 2011, 1:05 pm, #214204
You use bacon as the logs, sausage as support beams, waffle as curtains, and the syrup as a tsunami. Duh!
champ99 - March 11, 2011, 3:54 pm, #214048
You know, that is exactly what the sausage told me also. I apologize.
Faceplant31 - March 11, 2011, 3:43 pm, #214047
This is an insult to bacon everywhere and you should be ashamed of yourself.


BACON COLOGNE - The scent of gods and motifakers.




Bacon fight! -


TAGS: robbidos bacon meat is murder
Rating: 4.9/5

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trbecome - July 26, 2013, 11:43 pm, #248090
Gruesome. I wonder who won that one.


BACON WEAVE - The future of clothing Just got crispy


TAGS: bacon weave is crisp
Rating: 4.27/5

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motinet - November 27, 2014, 8:19 am, #258354

(ADMIN EDIT) This comment has been DELETED in violation of site rules. Keep it civil or you will be banned. This is a warning.
TwistedNinjaPirate - October 27, 2011, 6:31 pm, #225391
Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips


BACON - Worth going to hell for


TAGS: bacon hell
Rating: 3.69/5

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Gregd888 - December 22, 2009, 2:22 pm, #147394
Intolerance of non-christians: worth going to hell for...?


BACON CAT -




THE SUPER BOWL - I don't care who is playing. Everyone is a winner when it comes to bacon.


TAGS: super bowl bacon tropy champion
Rating: 4.56/5

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ICEMAN - February 3, 2012, 10:24 am, #228796
Except the pig. Oh well.
maoworks2 - February 3, 2012, 8:22 am, #228790
I Love It 12 Eggs On The Side.


TURKEY - This Years Was the Best


TAGS: bacon thanksgiving yum better
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by randomosity

BoneCD - December 4, 2009, 7:45 pm, #142527
ummmm...TurBacon


Stupid Ideas -




HONORING - His last wish


TAGS: bacon
Rating: 4.19/5

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FINALLY - I'll drink this with my deep fried celery.


TAGS: bacon diet coke celery deep fired drink
Rating: 3.08/5

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pzykosiz - July 15, 2010, 9:39 pm, #184945
i should have just put this in the bacon thread
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 9:38 pm, #184943
LMAO! I love that Pzy handles this!
rerun - July 15, 2010, 9:35 pm, #184940

we all start in the basement.
pzykosiz - July 15, 2010, 9:34 pm, #184939
yeah, one of my early ones. anyone feel free to 1L or recaption it
agdaniele - March 16, 2010, 7:43 pm, #165239
Back again, Zammuelist? Who lifted your ban?
Zealot - March 16, 2010, 7:32 pm, #165237
gapes in awe


SMUG -


TAGS: seal brakes bacon
Rating: 4.79/5

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RetiredUSNChief - September 9, 2010, 5:54 am, #192921
I've GOT to use this one!
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 10:04 pm, #188925
Wonderful! 5L
Reality Lord - August 11, 2010, 9:26 pm, #188911

love it! great pic, great caption....5 smug L's
Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 7:15 pm, #188869
I member smug day as well 83608. Wasnt my best effort but hey it makes nice padding.
GreyScorpion - August 11, 2010, 7:13 pm, #188868
oh, and 5L
GreyScorpion - August 11, 2010, 7:12 pm, #188866
I remember "SMUG" day..83622


BACON ROSE'S -


TAGS: bacon rose forgiven
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Ism

ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 2:30 pm, #255033
English... the forgotten language.
ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 2:30 pm, #255032
English... the forgotten language.


A MOMENT OF SILENCE -


TAGS: bacon mmmmm
Rating: 4.44/5

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440wakeup - August 15, 2011, 10:03 pm, #223046
I think it was bits and chips of noon fat bacon pressed into strips. I just heard in a old school rap song, went to the store to get some and they laffed and mocked me.
rerun - August 15, 2011, 9:20 pm, #223045

d***, I remember that stuff. Was it even real bacon?
440wakeup - August 15, 2011, 8:10 pm, #223042
They got rid of SIZZALEAN too
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 12:50 am, #205168

is this a real product? 5L on the poster and 5thousand for the product. googling for nearest retailer.


CLOWN SEEKING -


TAGS: personal ad day clowns bacon
Rating: 4.06/5

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thatonechick - August 9, 2010, 11:25 pm, #188470
LoL
spacedog - August 9, 2010, 8:46 pm, #188414
Classic! 5 balloons.


AND ON THE EIGHTH DAY - The Lord created deep fried bacon And he saw that it was amsome. The Gospel of Pork, 1:12




WORLD PEACE - All at the push of a button


TAGS: bacon
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by willydoedntcare

Elwood - November 25, 2008, 3:57 pm, #39729
I would not want this b***on, because I know exactly what would happen. Every time I pressed it, some actor named "Kevin" would suddenly appear in front of my refrigerator.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 23, 2008, 7:53 am, #29651
I want this b***on in my kitchen. I want this to be real so bad.


DELICIOUS FLOW CHART - BACON! Om nom nom nom nom!


TAGS: bacon
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

curintedery - April 16, 2009, 10:21 am, #73379
Now i desperately feel like bacon... GRR!!


REVOLUTIONARY - deep fried bacon...there is a god!


TAGS: deep fried bacon
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by SynIkaru

JesusWept - December 30, 2012, 9:57 am, #242034
...and that god's name is Cholesterol. You get 4 heart attacks from me :)


BACON APPROVED - I am Bacon and I approve this message.


TAGS: bacon
Rating: 3.6/5

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Bacon God -


TAGS: bacon
Rating: 4.19/5

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Cannabal - June 14, 2013, 1:44 am, #246594
The Swineborn has arisen!


BRINGING HOME THE BACON - Fresh never frozen. She makes the best sammiches ever!


TAGS: bacon
Rating: 3.6/5

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SUPER PIGS - Saving your bacon.


TAGS: pig bacon super
Rating: 3.57/5

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natsumerio - January 14, 2012, 3:36 pm, #227581
b*********. The first white meat.


NUTRITION - Let me introduce to you the Motifake Food Pyramid! Be sure to get your 30 servings today.


TAGS: all bacon all the time
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

MG - August 31, 2009, 3:13 am, #113505
i think i had a heart attack just by looking at this


~ BACON PIE ~ - "You Are Doing It Wrong"!




THIS IS BACON - He doesn't wear sunscreen Because he's BACON




BACON - It's what dreams are made of... And apparently Heaven.




BACONUTS - An easy way to get your 3 basic food groups: Sugar, Salt and Lard!!




PEANUT BUTTER, JELLY, & BACON ON WHEAT - Threw the wheat in for health reasons


TAGS: peanut b***er jelly bacon
Rating: 2.25/5

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Anonymous2 - December 2, 2009, 12:43 pm, #141810
Deep fry that puppy, and it's just like Elvis' favorite sandwich.


BACON - EVEN THE PIGS LIKE IT -




BACON & EGGS - A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.


TAGS: bacon eggs
Rating: 4.57/5

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Faceplant31 - August 17, 2010, 10:28 am, #189747
Nice, 5L


BACONISM - A utopian form of government where the people are kept happy through the supply of abundant quantities of bacon


TAGS: november challenge we promise bacon in every pot
Rating: 3.66/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Ed-Hyde - November 16, 2009, 10:39 am, #136955
I would vote for that platform. But ya still lost a lion for pixelation. :(
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 15, 2009, 1:55 am, #136706
I find your philosophy interesting, and I would like to read your pamphlet. Mmmmm, philosophy!


ATHEISM - Amsome




BACON BANDAIDS - Getting hurt never tasted so good


TAGS: bacon hurt
Rating: 2.36/5

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Rudedog - December 15, 2012, 12:10 am, #241461
Still with the bacon
pieman - March 25, 2010, 2:15 pm, #166808
You wound would never heal, plus you would have bite marks where the band-aid used to be.


Hmmmmm -


TAGS: more bacon equals happy content
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - September 30, 2014, 8:59 pm, #256866

(chuckles quietly)
EmilioDumphque - September 30, 2014, 1:22 am, #256858
That's even logical: You can't have commercial meat from pigs without strong government regulation everyone obeys out of self interest. Trichinosis is unforgiving.
Greeny - September 29, 2014, 11:20 pm, #256855
True that


WHEN PIGS FLY -




BACON DESSERT -


TAGS: i can t believe it s bacon
Rating: 4.73/5

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Cloudchaser - May 2, 2011, 12:29 am, #217848
I've tried it. It's OK, but not outstanding. Anyone can make it in their own kitchen. All there is to it is maple syrup, bacon and vanilla ice cream


HAPPY PIGS - Make better tasting bacon!


TAGS: animals pigs food bacon taste
Rating: 4.67/5

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MissPriss - April 10, 2013, 10:10 pm, #245018
Thanks for the 5 kric...
Krickit - April 9, 2013, 9:09 pm, #244994
Me love happy bacon. 5o tender and moist...?


EULOGIES - Here Lies Porky Pig Yum, Bacon.... .........Too Soon?


TAGS: porky bacon pig
Rating: 4.47/5

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rerun - June 24, 2010, 9:21 pm, #181609

Kosher bacon at that.
Cubbybear - June 24, 2010, 8:48 pm, #181608
Ham...ummmm
Hawamleh - June 24, 2010, 8:32 pm, #181605
Great one 5ls


THE 10 BACON RECIPES - The *real* start of a new religion


TAGS: rnr bacon religion heston moses
Rating: 4/5

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BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 3:22 pm, #184508
If it were in Hebrew then sales would be down, just sayin'.
RnRollie - July 13, 2010, 3:15 pm, #184507
@face: thanks @Eye: becuz it's hollywood :)
BrokenEye - July 13, 2010, 2:49 pm, #184503
Why are the Two Tablets not written in Hebrew?
Faceplant31 - July 13, 2010, 12:31 pm, #184474
Potentially full of amsomeness. I would have worked on the verbiage just a lil bit more before submitting this one. the title and concept are genius. 4L


LIES! - Those burgers have bacon. Your argument is invalid.




NATURISTS -




BACON FLAVORED DONUT - All we need to do now is to put it on a stick.


TAGS: bacon donut
Rating: 3.5/5

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R.S.Jake - March 29, 2010, 11:57 am, #167808
That's a maple bar, not a donut. Donuts have holes. And it's not "Bacon Flavored", if there is actual bacon on it. This is a Maple Bar with Bacon. Still great idea.
Cloudchaser - March 27, 2010, 11:55 pm, #167425
And roll it in batter. And then fry it in pure lard.
Stenboy - March 27, 2010, 2:26 pm, #167367
Yes, it is maple frosting!
Iconoclast - March 27, 2010, 2:15 pm, #167366
I hope that is Maple frosting on the donut, that would be a GREAT combination.


SOVIET GLOBETROTTERS -


TAGS: soviet space bacon
Rating: 4.96/5

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Derek - August 19, 2010, 10:18 pm, #190026
IIRC these two are Yanks, and this is on board Skylab (huge amount of room)
Airman - August 19, 2010, 1:51 pm, #189989
lol.. is that Meadowlark Dstyenivich?


THE ONE -




PLOP PLOP - Fizz,Fizz ahhhhhh,Bacon




PHOTOSHOP IS FUN -




BREAKFAST IN AMERICA -


TAGS: breakfast bacon america
Rating: 4.91/5

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Greybeard - November 9, 2012, 8:52 pm, #240473
Thank you.
Iconoclast - November 9, 2012, 4:38 pm, #240471
Very good. Worthy of 5 coronary artery blockages.


CANADIAN BACON -




ROUND HAM - A .K.A . Canadian bacon


TAGS: canadian bacon round ham canada
Rating: 4.14/5

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CloudchaserS - January 22, 2012, 3:59 am, #227920
True, that. Many of us Americans also consider Budweiser to be beer flavored water.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 20, 2012, 10:06 am, #227800
No doubt, I can't believe they drink our old dishwater....but it's pretty easy to put one over on people who drink Budweiser by choice...
CloudchaserS - January 20, 2012, 4:44 am, #227791
True, you Canadians have done a good job of convincing many of your southern neighbors that Molson is beer
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 19, 2012, 8:19 am, #227741
Canadians don't have "marketing ploys" We are too honest and genuine to try to deceive others, and we are not "silly" we're eccentric....that being said, We are also excellent Bull****ters!
CloudchaserS - January 18, 2012, 11:44 pm, #227732
I've always thought that calling it "Canadian Bacon" is a marketing ploy. Canadian Bacon is also a good, funny movie
djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 10:44 pm, #227730
Those silly Canadians, eh? First "original" bacon joke I've seen. n1


NOW THERE IS A WEAPON! - I love the smell of bacon in the morning... Smells like... BACON!


TAGS: bacon grenade sorry rerun but sooooo nice
Rating: 3.45/5

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forseti - June 22, 2010, 7:57 pm, #181317
72 piglets (or calves) are safed for you... ;)
rerun - June 22, 2010, 7:55 pm, #181314

Ummm, the Oy vey in the PM is an odd merging of the mind. I did it before I read this
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 7:53 pm, #181311
Oy vey... rerun... always the martyr.
rerun - June 22, 2010, 7:47 pm, #181310

It is an explosion of goodness in my tummy. I will sacrifice myself and take this one for the team. Remember, I do this with love in my heart....and cholesterol in my veins
Derek - June 22, 2010, 7:34 pm, #181302
Would it cause Muslims and Jews to run from a grenade faster?
forseti - June 22, 2010, 7:20 pm, #181299
it just blasts your belt...


PORK BRAINS - Finally! Something that makes bacon as healthy on a salad as bean sprouts!




THE BACON FLOWER - We live only to discover beauty. All else is a form of waiting. - Khalil Gibran -


TAGS: mmmmmmm bacon
Rating: 3.08/5

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LogicDude - June 25, 2009, 6:49 am, #89858
Now men everywhere will know the same joy as women when they receive their favorite bouquet! I...I...I think I'm tearing up right now! This deserves 50 Lions!!!


VEGAN LIFE - What?!? There's a fruit there...right next to the bacon wrapped pork!


TAGS: vegan pork bacon
Rating: 2.68/5

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sickartist - December 31, 2009, 8:28 am, #149125
It's like parsley, just for decoration.


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